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Intoduction:

Okay, so these stats are totally made-up, but i call them real because they just seem more fitting than the truth lol. S

Dwaight Howard

Team: Magic

Home state: Cockyville, usa

Hobbies: running around his house naked; wearing a superman cape, talking crap, wearing Hello Kitty tighty whiteys while watching "The Carebears", blogging crap, creating shrines to himself, missing free throws, smiling like an idoit everytime he does even 1/2 of a thing correctly.

 

Quote: "I am the king of the world...no the universe...no...of life...yeah...life..wait no...of everything !" *jumps out of window thinking he can REALLY fly*

 

Childhood memory: bragging about how much of a teachers pet he can be

Role Model: satan, dr. Evil

Dream wife: himself, with a bleach blond wig on

Team says: "we can only count in 3's! pass to Dwaight"

Dream Weekend: writing fan-mail to himself, while watching videos of himself playing nude basketball

Craziest momment: when he actually made a real free throw !

Dream Job: god

Favorite game: only the ones he wins

 

Favorite Foods

Red Bull: he believe it will give him real wings...

Enough said...

His day job