Teamscopes (new)

NFL: 

Eagle: You will not soar this season...unless you get caught in a hurricane

Bengals: You will get your chance at the playoffs

Lions: You'll improve slightly

Panthers: You will not make the same mistakes you did last year, good thing! 

Dolphins: You will have a devestating injury on your starting line-up

Steelers: This won't be your year...sadly

Packers:  One word: "safety"...you will use yours more than ever

Falcons: You will struggle greatly, even during pre-season

Giants: You will make it to the Superbowl ! 

Texans: Whoo hoo ! your rookie will turn out to be worth his weight in gold

Raiders: You will suffer a devestating loss, however afterward you'll regain some ground

Browns: You will get further this year than ever !

49ers: You will realize what has been holding you back from playoff success ! (it starts with an: "A")

[other teams, not listed]

 NBA:

Lakers: Kobe will end up fouling one of the Magic out of anger

Magic: Howard will consider a pro golfing career

Nuggets: Carmelo will become a dad

Wizards: They will learn to better manage their moods

Pistons: A suprise trade will ROCK the sports-world

76ers: Injury anyone ? it will happen in a BIG way

Spurs: A player will retire

Nets: Someone will make a stupid public comment

Knicks: A win during a very important game will spark rumors of the Knicks becoming a "team to watch"

Timberwolves: They will get a new coach

[other teams not listed]