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Note: the old hot 5 is so funny, that i need more time to think of updates. 

Introduction:

Come on, you know what it is man ! my top 5. It needs no introduction, so just check it out and tell me what you think of these new additions to the family. Plus Reggie has expanded on his pretend line haha

  Top 5: Reasons Nicole is cooler then Paris

  1. Nicole can drink more then an Suv on a road-trip to Cali
  2. Nicole can use bottle caps and dental floss to make a bra 
  3. Nicole can use a Skittle as a bean bag (no need to give up your chair) lol
  4. Dog eat your homework ? nicole can climb down his throat and get it 
 
     Top 5: Reasons Ray-j is all wrong for Whitney:
  1. he looks like a love child of her and bobby brown
  2. he won't look good on crack, he's already bony
  3. off key duets *covers ears and shakes head*
  4. bobby christina is skinny now, she'll be tap'in him by the summer
  5. he's Brandy's brother, i mean gawd ! have you no shame woman ?

 

     Top 5: Reasons i don't answer when you call:

  1. I didn't hear my phone
  2. I was doing some long complicated conditioning to my hair 
  3. I was writing a freestyle 
  4. You talk too long about yourself, day, and problems
  5. I was on the phone with my boyfriend or Jessica
 
    Top 5: Body Washes that were never invented:
  1. "funk is dead" deodorant by james brown (r.i.p.)
  2. "hoochie coochie" body spray by Britney Spears
  3. "foot and balls" (grass scent) body spray by reggie bush
  4. "stank'in like my daddy" deodrant by Weezy
  5. "vote for bush" ladies body spray by Reggie Bush

   Top 5:  Other things that were never invented:

  1. "Class", by britney spears)
  2. "Hot Breath" hot sauce scented mints, by Paris Hilton
  3. "Love your crack, custom thongs by Whitney Houston" 
  4. "Milk Money: how to get the money, by getting the kids" by Kevin Federline  
  5. "How we got to the superbowl" by the Carolina Panthers and Detroit Lions

Top 5 heathy foods

Top 5 things my mom says:

  1. Dear GAWD !
  2. Gawd no one ev'va listens to may
  3. Yew just lawk ya fawtha
  4. oy hate dawgs, they disgust'tin
  5. charge it sweetie